Theory of the Field Hockey Stick is Revealed


  Can’t they make those field hockey sticks longer? All that hunching. Those poor girls. Who can hunch for that long? My back hurts just watching them. Think of all that lower back pain. And how can they run properly while hunching? They can’t. They try, but maximum speed? Not a chance. And has anyone … Continue reading Theory of the Field Hockey Stick is Revealed

How to make cleaning toilets more enjoyable.


In an effort to make cleaning toilets more enjoyable, I’ve made a game out of it. I recommend you try this; it’s endless fun. After playing this game with some regularity and frequency, I’ve been forced to do a bit of soul searching and I’ve come to realize I’ll never be a hall-of-famer at this … Continue reading How to make cleaning toilets more enjoyable.