Donald Trump Prepares for First Round of: Who Wants to be the President?

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photo by Gage Skidmore

Going into the final hours of preparation for Monday night’s Double Your Chances round of Who Wants to Be the President?, we were given a sneak peek into Donald Trump’s grueling preparation.

Just this morning, the Trump camp learned that there’d be no Celebrity Questions, as they were expecting. If not for an unnamed Russian hacker, who was able to seize a list of the real questions, Trump would’ve been going into Monday night’s first round completely in the dark. A Trump spokesperson, Gigi Tannenbaum, former dog walker of Ivanka’s cockapoo, said “This is not the first time Mr. Trump has been treated unfairly. Switching the agenda to questions that Mr. Trump has no clue about is just one more way this game is rigged.”  continue reading

 

 

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3 thoughts on “Donald Trump Prepares for First Round of: Who Wants to be the President?

  1. Amazing eye and ear for the satirical ‘truth’! Funny – and not funny because it is so close to the truth. How the hell did this guy get to where he is??!

  2. That was the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time…kudos to you. Should be on the New York Times editorial page!

  3. You have Trump’s voice down! And seeing it in writing makes it seem all the more comical. The debate tonight will now for sure seem like a game show!

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